You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
i wanna try dating an asian guy
no not you
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”